FROM OUR… TO YOURS.
At FERAL we answer the complex questions you never knew that you were too afraid to ask, and didn’t even know could be answered in a way that benefited our stockholders, scientartists, and cryptoveterenarians… and the first answer, is that two of those things don’t even exist.
What does exist is this: what is the difference between 1990s Motown music? Exactly.
Somewhere at the convergence of here and then, you and green, fresh air and Ptolemy, underground and a clothespin, lies Sideways Touchpoint Advocacy.
You want it. Your doctor tells you that you need it. Your friends and family don’t tell you anything, but maybe that’s because they already have it?
Or… you will be the first.
WHAT IS SIDEWAYS TOUCHPOINT ADVOCACY?
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
What is Sideways Touchpoint Advocacy?
SIdeways Touchpoint Advocacy ™ is the proprietary IP that shapes, drives, and leads Feral to the excellence we do, have, will have, and in future, will provide.
Who has Sideways Touchpoint Advocacy?
Only Feral.
Can other people have it?
They’ll break it.
When does it begin?
We only know that it can’t be stopped.
How do you perform the stretch?
Engage in the act of intertwining your digits by intricately interlacing the bony appendages of your hands, ensuring that the convex surfaces of your palms are oriented in an outward manner. Subsequently, proceed to extend your upper limbs parallel to the anterior plane of your body, meticulously straightening them with utmost care and precision. In a gradual and deliberate manner, apply a mild and tender pressure, causing the interlocked phalanges of your fingers to undergo a subtle and delicate flexion.
But.. what is Sideways Touchpoint Advocacy?
Yes.
Still have questions?
Watch our STA video to find out more!