It has come to our attention that Feral! has become too silly.
The last few years have been rife with outlandish themes, confusing jokes, and several staff continue to scream “good morning” too loudly and for far too long. Additionally, there has been frivolous spending on birthday parties, bouncy castles, and secret codes.
Starting now, Feral!’s budget and policies are under review. Going forward Feral! shall be strictly business.
It’s time for serious business.
Regards,
The Management