[GOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOORNING]
— Memo to all staff —

It has come to our attention that Feral! has become too silly [AMAZEBALLS].

The last few years have been rife with outlandish themes, confusing jokes, and several staff continue to scream “good morning” too loudly and for far too long [YOU’RE WELCOME]. Additionally, there has been frivolous spending on birthday parties, bouncy castles, and secret codes. [*CUE SUSPENSE MUSIC*]

Starting now, Feral!’s budget and policies are under review. Going forward[.] Feral! shall be strictly business. […CASUAL!]

It’s time for serious [CASUAL] business.

Regards,
The Management